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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 04:10

Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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No go.
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
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Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
No way
No, not a chance
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What one thing makes someone a very mature person?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives