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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 04:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Why is North Korea a jail?

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

New COVID variant swiftly gains ground in US; concern looms for summer wave - Ars Technica

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Google Search Tests Audio Overview - Search Engine Roundtable

No go.

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Scientists stunned as underwater volcano unleashes over a million giant eggs - Glass Almanac

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

No way

Why are you bare-nakedly displaying your anti-Trump bias while ignoring the liberals' destruction of the US? I am now blocking your e-mails because of your biased articles.

No, not a chance

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Century-Long Study Reveals Startling Differences in Life Expectancy Across U.S. States - SciTechDaily

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What one thing makes someone a very mature person?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

How strict are your parents?

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?